It's All Over-Rated Except Drugs and Alcohol - Part 5

Happy 28th December! This is my personal favorite: A girl who is generally a good student - hard-working, diligent and more, went to a get-together one fine Thanksgiving. Innocent enough. At this Thanksgiving get-together the alcohol was flowing. Not just flowing, it was water-falling. It was a bunch of kids, one of whom was the girl from story #5. I think that there was approximately 5 kids present and drinking.

6. To Walk, or to Vodka?

This particular girl is a short, very skinny one. That means that her body probably has a low-tolerance to alcohol. No, definitely has a low-tolerance. See, my suggestion is to always take a good, hard look at yourself in the mirror before you go off into a hazed night of alcohol. This girl obviously didn't heed my advice. At this house party, she found herself with a bottle of something in her hands. After a little encouragement from her buddies to "chug, chug, chug!" She did. A solid 750mL of some vodka-like substance flooded her throat. It seemed fine at first, that is, until her bladder called. She announced "I need to pee!" This would be more OK if they were all still in the house, but they weren't. They had all decided to go on a nice stroll around campus. Now that she needed to pee, they had a challenge ahead of themselves. So they assured her that they would find a bathroom as soon as possible, but that wasn't sufficient in her drunken mind. To their consoling remark, she exclaimed "No! Fuck that! Fuck social norms! I'm gonna do it right here!" You can imagine the despair faced by her friends at this moment. How would they deal with a girl peeing in public, in the middle of the campus field? So they tried their utmost to assure her that she would be much happier in a bathroom. She told them to "Fuck off", but, with a little tugging from her friend, she got up and beyond avoided what could've been a highly awkward moment.

They dragged her along until they found a port-a-potty. Here, the girl from story #5, her best friend, told the group that she would go in with the currently drunk girl to make sure nothing goes too bad. Everyone agreed that that was a good idea. Then, as soon as the two girls went in, all that could be heard from the outside was a thump. Somebody had dropped. Inside, the girl peed after plopping herself down on the public toilet, and then began vomiting violently. As she vomited, her inhibitions were completely non-existent. As a result, she did what everyone has always wanted to do, but has been too bound by 'social norms' to actually follow through with - stick their head into the port-a-potty! She began burying her head into the literal shit in the toilet. Her friend tried to pull her head out, but she didn't want to leave. Miraculously, her friend seemed to manage to pull her head out of the toilet before too much of her head got enrobed in, well, in poop. She wrestled her out to where the others were waiting and explained the kerfuffle. The girl couldn't stand upright, so one of the boys had to pick her up.

Someone suggested they lay her down on one of the nearby benches, and so they did. One boy, who had been trained in first aid, did some tests to, I guess, assess the damage. He thus ordered another boy to go to the nearest store and buy water and straws. Once the materials were there, the first aid boy stuck a straw into the water bottle and insisted that the drunk girl drink. She refused. When the boy persisted, she still refused. Eventually, the group decided to resort to the seemingly more simple task of getting her to sit up straight.

After the strongest boy had lifted her to carry her to the bench, he had made out clear to the group that it was unviable to expect that he could carry her completely limp body all the way to get house. Everyone now knew that it was pertinent she be able to at least sit up straight so that it could be possible to get her home.

As soon as they got her to sit up, she flopped right over. The second time, they sat her up and got one boy to hold her from behind. Now, instead of flopping over, she was upright. The boy told her just how important it was for her to be able to stand up. To his remarks, she said "fuck off." The pain of no avail showed it's face.

Somehow, she managed to sit up herself after a lengthy time.

The group decided to port her to her best friend's house. The best friend called her mother and asked if it would be cool for her best friend to crash for the night at her house. Her mom was fine with it.

On the journey to the friend's house, the drunk girl was partially carried, partially walked and partially passed out. One Asian man, walking with his girlfriend happened to see the scene. He stopped and asked the group "It would be irresponsible of me to not ask if she's alright."

"Oh she's fine." Everyone replied.

"So, what is this? Molly or --" He inquired.

"It's just alcohol." They replied.

The guy seemed shocked by the response, but nonetheless felt his duty to help and offered to aid in carrying her. He did somewhat, but he wasn't Hercules himself, so his efforts were fairly futile. After some time, he gave up and went home, leaving the kids to fend for themselves.

With a stroke of luck, they managed to get her to the best friend's house. There, she dropped herself onto the bed without restraint. In one straight, matchstick-like position, she dropped, and the lights in her mind went out too. The group called her sister to pick her up, and left before they could see the final product of the whole event. The girl was fine afterwards: this is a fact.